The scale. One of the hardest and most rewarding parts about weight loss. I can remember going on to see an “ERR” many times. I also remember the first time I saw three digits after working hard.

I always wanted to interview a scale. I have always had so many questions for the scale. I finally got my chance. I interviewed a scale. One that seems to be on the Weight Watchers diet…

Tony– First off thank you for sitting down with me. I see that you have a WW tattoo. Are you a big WW fan? Do you believe it is a great diet? Do you have any issues with Paleo or other diets out there?

Scale- ………..

Tony-OK, let’s get to the skinny (HA!). Why is it that sometimes people weight 2 pounds more on you in the morning than at night? Why do people weigh more with their shoes on and why is it that sometimes you weigh more AFTER going to the bathroom?

Scale- ……….

Tony– Sorry, that was a lot of questions at once. Here is a good one.  Why is it that you say a person gains five pounds when they “did all the right things” during the week? Do you hate certain people?

Scale-………….

Tony– Your answers are not very thorough. Here is an easy one. Why is it that people weigh more on a doctor’s scale than their own?

Scale- …………….

Tony-Listen, I know how you feel. It sucks being blamed for others. People have accused you of not working. People have said that you do a horrible job. I know you work hard, but is it true that you are inaccurate?

Scale- …………….

Tony– Listen, I want answers! You cannot ignore me this whole interview! Why is it that when I eat a little M&M I go on you and I weigh two pounds more than before.

Scale- ……………..

Tony– Do you care when people gain weight? Or lose weight for that matter?

Scale- ……………….

Tony– Do you lose sleep when people are mad at you? Do ytou get mad when people go on you three times to get the lowest number?

Scale- ………………….

Tony-Was your Dad a digital scale as well?

Scale…………………..

Tony-Well, you really did not answer anything. One more thing. I have a surprise for you!

We did a DNA test earlier…..and you are the father!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scale-Uhhhh.It was a WW convention a long time ago, I uh….uh..I am out!

The scale does not define your beauty, intelligence or passion. It is only a tool used during weight loss.

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