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“I will be honest with you. I do not usually go on blind dates. But I thought, why not. Sorry I am a mess, I hope I look okay.”

DIVINE!

“Oh…well thank you. That was very sweet. Anyway, my name is Rose. It is hard for me to meet guys except online. I work as a chef and all I do is cook!”

TASTY!

“Well, I mean, my food is pretty good…at least that is what they tell me. My hobbies include shopping, reading and I love poetry. Oh, and I love to workout.”

SWEET!

Oh, so you workout also? Yeah, I am totally into Zumba now. I love it. It helps get my booty and my legs in shape!”

DELICIOUS!

“Calm down Candy Crush Man. Remember that I just met you. But there is something about your incredibly creepy voice and top hat that is quite appealing.”

SWEET!

“By the way, how is your food?”

DELICIOUS!

“Yeah, my salad is pretty good. I should have gotten the steak, but oh well. I just wanted to save some room for dessert.”

TASTY!

“Yeah, the chocolate cake does look good. You seem a lot better than my last boyfriend Bejeweled Blitz Guy. Everything was “One Minute” for him. Including, well, you know.”

DELICIOUS!

“Yes, that is what I meant. I am having a real good time. How about you?”

DIVINE!

I am glad to hear. Listen, I do not ever say this to anyone I just met, but would you like to come back to my place after dinner?”

SUGAR CRUSH!!!!!!!

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