Weight- 252 lbs.

I have been to a few weddings in my life. I was even in one. It seems like the same thing happens in each one.

During the reception the bride and groom do all of their dances. You know, they dance together, they dance with their mom and dad.

Right after that the DJ plays a fast song. Usually it is “Play That Funky Music” by Wild Cherry. It is a pretty jammy song.

When it plays the dance floor is pretty empty. Little kids will dance with their parents and sometimes the bride will dance with the bridesmaids.

There is always one woman who gets on the floor and starts to dance. From first glance, she dances like a whore.

She is usually a relative like an aunt or cousin. She is a little older and married. You know this because the husband is always standing on the side.

She is breaking it down and really putting on some crazy moves. People are looking at her because, well, she is really the only one by herself dancing.

Then about the middle of the song, her husband comes out and dances with her. He holds her hand and her moves are less whorish and more fast paced Then other people start to dance to the song.

I really told that story badly. I guess I am just saying that support is great.

Down three pounds this week.

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