About a week ago I got a letter from a PR agency.
They were promoting a book and wanted me to read and review it.
Now before I get into this, let me add that I am done with school.
I went to high school and college.
I really do not want to read a book and then do a book report on it. I mean, have you seens my grammar. It is atrocious!
But the book was about a guy losing weight, like 50 pounds or so. And in the letter, the PR person wrote
A man……..writing about….weight loss. Well…that is just down right ri-donk-u-lous!
Guys do not write about weight loss. Real men do not write. In fact, real men do other things like…manly things!
Guys chop wood. Every time I think of a real man, I think of that Brawny guy. He chops wood. Yet, he also wipes up spills with his paper towels. Well, maybe his not a real man. Wait, yes he is, because the housewives swoon over him!
Guys drink beer. Like in those fanshitstic Bud Light commercials. You know, where the hip dork guys diss the hot girl. That is a guy! That really happens in real life. Except in real life those guys are called…Le Douche!
But guys do not diet. Nah. We are men! Men..men..men…men!!! MEN!
But a man losing weight. That is crazy!
Maybe I should get the book. I did not know guys write about their weight loss journeys.