So about a year ago I got an email from a woman who wanted to help me with social media.
She wrote that my blog was good and that, with her help, could take it to another level.
It interested me so I went to her website.
When I clicked on her website, there was a video of her. She was an incredibly “hot” woman dancing around her cubicle at work. She was wearing a mini-skirt, high heels and at the end of the video, she made a funny face and pointed at her chest. She was wearing a shirt that said “save the melons”.
When I saw the video, I thought about former WW spokesperson Jenny McCarthy.
I have a theory about her that most people will not agree with.
Jenny is hot.
She is famous for being hot.
She was in Playboy and on numerous MTV shows in hot outfits.
Jenny is not funny. Not by a long shot. She makes funny faces in front of the camera. That is not humor. Yet, she represented an organization that helped me lose over 200 pounds.
When I went to WW meetings, I saw cute girls. I saw real pretty girls. I saw attractive guys.
I never saw a Jenny McCarthy. It never made sense that she was a weight loss inspiration.
Maybe this is the 400 pound guy in me saying this, but hot people should not get a pass. They should work just as hard to be funny as the rest of us. I used to have a good looking guy friend who everyone thought was funny. He was a nice guy, but the only joke he ever said was the Ace Ventura “ALLLLRIGHTY THEN”.
That is not humor.
Do not get me wrong, I am not saying that I am ugly. I think very highly of myself.
In fact, I am going to turn off the comments because I do not want this to be a pity post(You can always email me compliments!).
Maybe I just think that social media is a way to get people together, not hot girls in short skirts.
I work hard at it, and so do so many people. Not by showing off.
What am I writing? This post started out like a great idea, and it turned to shizballs!
It started out like a good idea and now I have no idea what I am writing.
I am tired.
But if you do not like what I am writing, then you can bite the two point snack I have in my pants.