You ain’t nothin’ but a 420 pounder
Eatin’ all the time.
You ain’t nothin’ but a 420 pounder
Eatin’ all the time.
Well, you ain’t blogged about new topics
And you ain’t no Google friend of mine.

Well they said you couldn’t wipe your a**
Well, that just makes me cry
Yeah they said you could not put on a seat belt
Well, next time resist some fries
Yeah, you always blog about the same topics
And I need a few new lines.

You ain’t nothin’ but a 200 pounder
Working out all the time.
You ain’t nothin’ but a 200 pounder
Working out all the time.
Well, you ain’t going to Fitbloggin
And you ain’t no Facebook friend of mine.

Well they said you couldn’t wipe you a**
How many times you gonna write about that?
Yeah they said you couldn’t wipe your a**
We realize you were fat!

Well, you ain’t working for Weight Watchers.
And you ain’t no follower of mine!

Well they said you couldn’t wipe your a**

Please stop telling us that!!!!!!!!!!
Well they said you couldn’t wipe your a**
Fine! We know that you were fat!
Well, you ain’t ever blogged about Obama
And you ain’t no Twitter friend of mine!

You ain’t nothin’ but a 221.4 pound loser
Blogging all the time.
You ain’t nothin’ but a 221.4 pound loser

Succeeding all the time.
Well, you ain’t blogged about anything new

BUT I READ YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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