Wow, what a week this has been.

Busy is not the word.

Well, maybe it is the word!

I have been real busy at work. We are doing well, which is so good especially in this rough economy.

Getting ready for the baby is a lot of work as well.

Very worthwhile, but still work.

Well, today is Tuesday, so it is my day off.

I was doing some simple chores around the house today when I saw one of my old friends. I was pretty shocked to see him and he was just as shocked to see me.

I met up with my old friend “5xl Reebok shorts”

Me and 5xl have not seen each other in over a year. Although I donated most of his brothers, he stayed behind. Funny, since he was my best friend at 420 pounds.

We used to hang out together all of the time. We spend most of our days sitting on the couch. We loved watching Dancing With The Stars and Hell’s Kitchen.

We used to go grocery shopping together. Well, we used to drive around the grocery store parking lot to see if we could get a close space. If not, we did some chopping at Walgreen’s since there was not too much walking involved.

We went to the gym a couple of times. 5xl did not like the gym so much. After the first few times, I took his younger brother 4xl with me.

5xl Reebok shorts was there for me when nothing else fit.

He was my leisure shorts.

He loved being around me!

Today when I held the shorts, I just couldn’t believe how big they were. I paid $70 for them at the time, and they were definitely worth it.

Those shorts are enormous.

To show you how big they are, I stretched them over a 46 inch television. Those are some serious shorts.

Yet I wore them.

Sometimes I wake up at 4:30am to work out, or I will make tons of crazy requests at restaurants.

You know, I think I will do that for the rest of my life.

I NEVER want to fit in those shorts again.

My wife walked in the room where I was holding my shorts, and said in a very annoyed voice:

” You know, you have a lot of work to do today!!!”
She was right.

I got a lot accomplished today.

Heck, I did more than I was supposed to do.

As for the shorts, the 5xl did what it always had, relaxed.

Here is 5xl with my cat Momo.

I will never wear those shorts again.

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